
Former Miami federal criminal defense lawyer, Mexicana Airlines cargo station rep and oh yeah, Saudi Arabia.
William Scott Stewart
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No Marriage, No Children, No Future

Save the Pilots, Save the Load, Save Yourself
Just posted: Girl, Taken. The true story of how ISIS killed Kayla.
The Hotel Arbez

A planned meeting with a NSA general in Geneva; an intelligence network operating in Syria set up by a Saudi king; a meeting on 26 June 2023 with DoJ growing out of the 1MDB scandal; the aftermath of the Mariscal Sucre drilling project off the coast β¦
New Identity Set Up
In January 2024, my colleague crowbarred me into a conference call with Oliver Stanford, a potential client in New York who had been beaten up by a gang. The story, as relayed to me, was that Oliver was so traumatized by the incident that he wanted β¦
A Vietnamese-Speaking Lawyer
Marguerite Duras published her autobiographical novel The Lover in 1984. Though she was already an accomplished novelist and filmmaker, it is that book in which she spoke of her childhood in Vietnam that made her a global figure. Having grown up in β¦
A Failed Tonkin Incident
The US hasnβt invaded Venezuela but crowed about destroying a fast boat that may or may not have been carrying drugs, that may or may not have been affiliated with Tren de Aragua and now weβll never know.
We do know that there were eleven people on β¦
Back to School: Itβs Never Too Late to Chase Your Dreams
The idea of full-time adult education caught my attention some time ago. Inexpensive student housing, world-class athletic facilities, no lines at Student Health, lectures on almost every conceivable subject and wine and cheese parties: what’s β¦
Interesting Times

The UFO community is excited by reports of several anomalies attendant to what is probably an eccentric comet but which might be technological. The absence of iron in the chemical make up of its tail, its almost planned trajectory through our solar β¦
Lisa Cook Should Go to Jail
James Brooks
James Brooks was a carnie, a worker at a traveling carnival that moved from one Southern State to another. Carnivals often winter in Florida, which was fine with Brooks, who was on the run from some unpleasantness in New Jersey.
Brooks β¦
The Missing Piece
I have been thinking a lot about “what if”' scenarios. I also have been thinking about how precarious things are at the moment. The last time I felt this way was August, 2001. I had just started a new job in Riyadh. All my financial β¦
The Missing Piece
I have been thinking a lot about “what if”' scenarios. I also have been thinking about how precarious things are at the moment. The last time I felt this way was August, 2001. I had just started a new job in Riyadh. All my financial β¦
Law School and Assassination

Law school will not teach you how to survive an assassination attempt. That is a skill you will have to learn on your own.
Abrego Garcia and Anna Delvey

In travel news, Trump wants to send Abrego Garcia to Uganda and federal troops to Chicago. Anna Delvey (Inventing Anna) remains in the US because the Nine Sages of the Supreme Court haven’t dealt with the appeal of her criminal case. With so β¦
How to Recover Your Windows Password

I spent the better part of the day trying to get access to a Windows 11 laptop. I hadnβt used the laptop for two months. There is a Windows setting that forces you to change your password periodically. I donβt know where this setting is found. I β¦
My Gerry Spence Story

Gerry Spence, the famous trial lawyer, died yesterday. Here’s my Gerry Spence story.In 1990, I wanted to be among the top ten criminal defense lawyers in Miami. That was my goal. Not the best–there were already some very good lawyers β¦
The Grift
What is more American than the grift?
George Santos βembellishedβ his resumΓ©, not worrying about the fact that identity politics trumps even outright lies. Santos claimed to be Jewish, biracial, and finding one box unchecked, gay. He is Latino enough β¦
The Hotel Arbez

The Hotel Arbez was selected as a debriefing site. The border between France and Switzerland cuts through the dining room and a staircase. During WWII the Germans respected Swiss neutrality and respected the border. It is said that even the SS did β¦
Shadow Puppets

My first exposure to the shadow puppets was their display in the film The Year of Living Dangerously, starring transgender Linda Hunt, except that she wasnβt transgender, the term was not in use then, she merely played a man, a photographer. A β¦
Puppet Show
On the day I was stopped by police for possible involvement in an attempt to assassinate Jacques Chirac, I went to a saloon in Paris and brought a puppet I had purchased as a gift for my son. At first the puppet stayed in its backpack, but then he β¦
An Act of Charity
A young mother with her malnourished two year old son has staked out a begging post at the entrance to the BTS Metro station at Ekkamai. She is unwashed, unshod; she looks about fourteen and her son, similarly covered with the dirt from the busy β¦
Relativity and AI
Will AI Eat Relativity?

Relativity relies on the availability of poorly-paid new law graduates to analyze documents provided in discovery in civil cases. What will be the effect of AI on Relativity and the document review industry?
With respect to β¦
Handicapping the Conclave
(Guest post by Dr. D. Ball)
There is an old saying: He who enters the conclave “papabile” comes out “cardinale.”
Predictions mean almost nothing. When Ratzinger was elected, it is rumored that the one he almost lost to was β¦
Copy Machines
Copy machines were always busy at the law office. Whatever you wrote, you needed one copy for opposing counsel, one copy for chambers, and oneβif you were feeling recklessβor two for your own files. If you ran out of plastic toner, you were lost. β¦
How to Start and Build a Law Practice by Jay Foonberg

You canβt just start representing clients that fall into your lap without reading Jay Foonbergβs How to Start and Build a Law Practice. You really need to buy a copy. Do so ASAP. If you canβt afford to buy the book, read it at the library. It will β¦
ChatGPT and Lawyers
Let’s say that ChatGPT isn’t very good when it comes to the law. Hallucinations are an expected hazard of its use. The lawyer knows the law, but that’s not enough. A lawyer has to know how to close a real estate transaction, zoning, β¦