Read π‘³π’‚π’˜ 𝒂𝒏𝒅 π‘Ήπ’π’„π’Œπ’†π’•π’”: 𝑨𝒏 π‘¨π’Žπ’†π’“π’Šπ’„π’‚π’ π‘³π’‚π’˜π’šπ’†π’“ π’Šπ’ π’Šπ’“π’‚π’’. Or, read about a strange proffer, a secret intelligence network and more in 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝑨𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒛
Michael OKane

Former Miami federal criminal defense lawyer, Mexicana Airlines cargo station rep and oh yeah, Saudi Arabia.


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    The Nicaraguan Route

    I worked for the Panama Canal Commission from 1981 through 1985. The first two years constituted the “transition period,” during which the Canal Zone became a part of the Republic of Panama. For the first two years the Canal Zone …

    Not that Safe

    Three-pronged British electric plugs are touted as safer than US flat plugs. Brit plugs contain a fuse that is supposed to protect the user. Tried to unplug one today. Somehow it was live. 220v shot up my arm.

    I guess they’re not as safe as …

    How to Find Bank of America E-mail Addresses

    Red State or Blue State, if you need to contact Bank of America customer service by email, the sole monitored official channel is Twitter.

    If Twitter is shut down, how will Bank of America provide customer service to its account holders?

    You mean, …

    Don’t Forget the Chicken

    Yesterday, I suggested a careful response to a Dutch blackmailer whose victim is a Saudi woman. Despite our efforts to help him upon his release from jailβ€”he announced to all and sundry that he was in the haram areas of Meccaβ€”isn’t all Mecca …

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    Beware of Spies

    Following the publication of Tinder, Sailor, Hooker, Pimp in the Navy Times, https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2020/06/16/tinder-sailor-hooker-pimp-the-us-navys-sex-trafficking-scandal-in-bahrain/the police cracked down on a few …

    Test

    A test.

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    110 v. 220

    Voltage in Saudi Arabia

    Lately, I have had little success with cooking in Riyadh. My appliances, an air fryer and a coffee maker, simply did not work. A few days ago, I did find out, though at the moment I’m lacking instrument confirmation, why my …

    Austin Tice

    As of a year ago, Austin Tice was held in the basement of the Iranian consulate in Damascus, the same one bombed by the Israelis months later.

    The US was not interested in this intelligence at the time.

    Strange.

    Nothing said about Austin Tice in the …

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    USA

    My fellow obese citizens: Americans overseas are afraid to express nationalism. Own your idiosyncracies: insist on ice in your water and 8x11 paper, tip freely, put pineapple on your pizza, Half & Half in your coffee, write m/d/y, guzzle …

    Revisiting Half and Half

    Returning to Bahrain. The street they call the American Alley, near the US Naval Base, a place of interest to the Islamic Republic of Iran, just a short way across the Persian Gulf. Spies from a hundred countries try to capture overheard …

    Revisiting Half and Half

    Returning to Bahrain. The street they call the American Alley, near the US Naval Base, a place of interest to the Islamic Republic of Iran, just a short way across the Persian Gulf. Spies from a hundred countries try to …

    Paying Attorneys Fees with Story Rights

    D.C. Bar Rule 1.8(c) says,

    " (c) Prior to the conclusion of representation of a client, a lawyer shall not make or negotiate an agreement giving the lawyer literary or media rights to a portrayal or account based in substantial part on …

    SIBOR

    “SIBOR” or sometimes “SAIBOR” means the Saudi Arabian Interbank Offered Rate. It is a measure of the interest rate at which large banks can borrow from one another on an unsecured basis. Like any Interbank Offered rate, it is …

    Don’t Back Down

    When you’ve submitted the work as per contract and you’re asked for an additional discount, don’t back down, even though you’re tempted to do so. The siren song of β€œadditional work in the future” is very strong.

    It’s easy to say, “you …

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    A Curious Case

    A Colombian woman was indicted in 1995 or so on a historical cocaine conspiracy case. While several co-defendants named along with her were arrested, extradited and went to jail, she stayed in Colombia and avoided extradition. Let’s call her …

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    It practically writes itself.

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    Truman Capote, Jane Bowles

    Truman Capote on Jane Bowles. Yes, thatScreen Shot 2024 04 05 at 1 55 25 PM Jane Bowles.

    trumancapoteonjanebowles.pdf

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    More Austin Tice

    When information concerning Austin Tice’s whereabouts were offered to the USG in June, 2023–at that time in a cell in the basement of the Iranian consulate in Damascus–they said, “we’re not interested.” …

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    Austin Tice

    As of one year ago, Austin Tice, American law student, journalist and former Marine officer, was imprisoned in the basement of that consulate.

    \#AustinTice

    Autorenewing Subscriptions

    I just got off the phone with my bank. They put a hold on my credit card because, at 0800 EST, there were three declines. All were from an effort to renew a subscription on Substack. This subscription autorenewed with my old information–and an …

    PetroSaudi Series Picked Up by Netflix

    Netflix picks up Jho Low, PetroSaudi, 1MDB story: deadline.com/2023/11/n…

    #PetroSaudi #JhoLow #1MDB

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    Lawyer’s Lament

    Assange and US β€œAssurances”

    US assurances don’t mean much. See, Sholam Weiss: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shol…

    “… by letters dated 8 February and 14 May 2002, the United States provided the State party with assurances that if the author was extradited with …

    Form Book vs. AI

    The ABA doesn’t require law schools to teach a class in “drafting legal documents,” assuming this skill will later be learned on the job. The problem is the hallucinations that plague ChapGPT. This is an AI term of art, colloquially …

    Relativity Software Fix

    Sometimes software problems are so complex that the only solution is spiritual help. In this case, as all Miami lawyers know, we’ll invoke Eleggua, β€œthe Roads,” the santerΓ­a orisha whose powers include opening a path and clearing the way.

    You’ll …