Read ๐‘ณ๐’‚๐’˜ ๐’‚๐’๐’… ๐‘น๐’๐’„๐’Œ๐’†๐’•๐’”: ๐‘จ๐’ ๐‘จ๐’Ž๐’†๐’“๐’Š๐’„๐’‚๐’ ๐‘ณ๐’‚๐’˜๐’š๐’†๐’“ ๐’Š๐’ ๐’Š๐’“๐’‚๐’’. Or, read about a strange proffer, a secret intelligence network and more in ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐‘ฏ๐’๐’•๐’†๐’ ๐‘จ๐’“๐’ƒ๐’†๐’›
Michael OKane

Former Miami federal criminal defense lawyer, Mexicana Airlines cargo station rep and oh yeah, Saudi Arabia.


    Revisiting Half and Half

    Returning to Bahrain. The street they call the American Alley, near the US Naval Base, a place of interest to the Islamic Republic of Iran, just a short way across the Persian Gulf. Spies from a hundred countries try to capture overheard โ€ฆ

    Revisiting Half and Half

    Returning to Bahrain. The street they call the American Alley, near the US Naval Base, a place of interest to the Islamic Republic of Iran, just a short way across the Persian Gulf. Spies from a hundred countries try to โ€ฆ

    Paying Attorneys Fees with Story Rights

    D.C. Bar Rule 1.8(c) says,

    " (c) Prior to the conclusion of representation of a client, a lawyer shall not make or negotiate an agreement giving the lawyer literary or media rights to a portrayal or account based in substantial part on โ€ฆ

    SIBOR

    “SIBOR” or sometimes “SAIBOR” means the Saudi Arabian Interbank Offered Rate. It is a measure of the interest rate at which large banks can borrow from one another on an unsecured basis. Like any Interbank Offered rate, it is โ€ฆ

    Donโ€™t Back Down

    When youโ€™ve submitted the work as per contract and youโ€™re asked for an additional discount, donโ€™t back down, even though youโ€™re tempted to do so. The siren song of โ€œadditional work in the futureโ€ is very strong.

    It’s easy to say, “you โ€ฆ

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    A Curious Case

    A Colombian woman was indicted in 1995 or so on a historical cocaine conspiracy case. While several co-defendants named along with her were arrested, extradited and went to jail, she stayed in Colombia and avoided extradition. Let’s call her โ€ฆ

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    It practically writes itself.

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    Truman Capote, Jane Bowles

    Truman Capote on Jane Bowles. Yes, thatScreen Shot 2024 04 05 at 1 55 25 PM Jane Bowles.

    trumancapoteonjanebowles.pdf

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    More Austin Tice

    When information concerning Austin Tice’s whereabouts were offered to the USG in June, 2023–at that time in a cell in the basement of the Iranian consulate in Damascus–they said, “we’re not interested.” โ€ฆ

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    Austin Tice

    As of one year ago, Austin Tice, American law student, journalist and former Marine officer, was imprisoned in the basement of that consulate.

    \#AustinTice

    Autorenewing Subscriptions

    I just got off the phone with my bank. They put a hold on my credit card because, at 0800 EST, there were three declines. All were from an effort to renew a subscription on Substack. This subscription autorenewed with my old information–and an โ€ฆ

    PetroSaudi Series Picked Up by Netflix

    Netflix picks up Jho Low, PetroSaudi, 1MDB story: deadline.com/2023/11/n…

    #PetroSaudi #JhoLow #1MDB

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    Lawyerโ€™s Lament

    Assange and US โ€œAssurancesโ€

    US assurances don’t mean much. See, Sholam Weiss: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shol…

    “… by letters dated 8 February and 14 May 2002, the United States provided the State party with assurances that if the author was extradited with โ€ฆ

    Form Book vs. AI

    The ABA doesn’t require law schools to teach a class in “drafting legal documents,” assuming this skill will later be learned on the job. The problem is the hallucinations that plague ChapGPT. This is an AI term of art, colloquially โ€ฆ

    Relativity Software Fix

    Sometimes software problems are so complex that the only solution is spiritual help. In this case, as all Miami lawyers know, weโ€™ll invoke Eleggua, โ€œthe Roads,โ€ the santerรญa orisha whose powers include opening a path and clearing the way.

    Youโ€™ll โ€ฆ

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    White & Case and 1MDB

    Looks like White & Case has some liability…

    The principal White & Case lawyer thereafter went to work for PetroSaudi.

    $700M paid into a Jho Low account? Oh my.

    #TarekObaid #PetroSaudi #1MDB #JhoLow #WolfofWallStreet #White&Case

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    Chicago Alderman Edward Burke Convicted

    I remember Burkeโ€™s run for the office of Cook County Stateโ€™s attorney in 1980. His ads featured a Chicago Police Department badgeโ€”though not a police officer, Burke had somehow finagled a badgeโ€”does Chicago have a police reserve? There was some โ€ฆ

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    Promises, Promises

    \#PetroSaudi

    PetroSaudi Series Picked Up by Netflix

    Netflix picks up Jho Low, PetroSaudi, 1MDB story: deadline.com/2023/11/n…

    PetroSaudi #jholow #1MDB

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    Lawyerโ€™s Lament

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    Tarek Obaid, CEO of PetroSaudi

    Because of the personal injury bar and public defenders, people believe that lawyers work for free. Iโ€™ve been trying to convince my doctor, travel agent, mobile phone company and Starbucks that they should similarly work on a complimentary basis, โ€ฆ

    Form Book vs. AI

    The ABA doesn’t require law schools to teach a class in “drafting legal documents,” assuming this skill will later be learned on the job. The problem with ChapGPT is its hallucinations. This is an AI term of art, colloquially โ€ฆ

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    Falling Down

    The economic system is a secret game of musical chairs. One day the music stops and you’re left standing.

    Story of an Unsuccessful Kidnapping

    My client, Tamid, had a joint venture with the notorious โœ of Indonesia. His partner was Prince Quetzalcoatl, the son of King Khomeini of Bessarabia. Tamid had a diplomatic passport and performed various high-level missions for the King. Then,ย King โ€ฆ