Read 𝑳𝒂𝒘 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑹𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕𝒔: 𝑨𝒏 𝑨𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝑳𝒂𝒘𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒏 𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒒. Or, read about a strange proffer, a secret intelligence network and more in 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝑨𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒛
Michael OKane

Former Miami federal criminal defense lawyer, Mexicana Airlines cargo station rep and oh yeah, Saudi Arabia.


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    Lawyers: How to Differentiate

    Lawyers fail to monetize their networks. This often has value. Instead, lawyers pretend that it doesn’t exist or is inaccessible, even as the Internet has proven over and over that networks have value. The network itself is proof of that value, …

    Lawyers: How to Differentiate

    Lawyers fail to monetize their networks. This often has value. Instead, lawyers pretend that it doesn’t exist or is inaccessible, even as the Internet has proven over and over that networks have value. The network is proof of that value, but if …

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    Give Santos a Break

    OK, he lied. He’s not Jewish, his grandparents had nothing to do with the Holocaust, he didn’t work at Goldman Sachs or even graduate from college.

    So what? Let’s judge him on his performance rather than on whom he once claimed to be. Obviously, this …

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    George Santos: American

    Really, what is more American than the grift?

    George Santos “embellished” his resumé, not worrying about the fact that identity politics trumps even outright lies. Santos claims to be Jewish, biracial, and finding one box unchecked, gay. He is …

    Give Santos a Break

    OK, he lied. He’s not Jewish, his grandparents had nothing to do with the Holocaust, he didn’t work at Goldman Sachs or even graduate from college.

    So what? Let’s judge him on his performance rather than on whom he once claimed to be. Obviously, this …

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    Cali’s New Evidentiary Rule

    No longer can rap lyrics be held against their author in a criminal trial, a new California law tells us.

    Many would assert that rap glorifies the thug lifestyle, though arguments will ensue as to whether that lifestyle is merely a fashion statement …

    Horizontal Space in Ulysses

    If you need blank horizontal space in Ulysses, try using a UTF-8 space character.

    Ulysses does not strip blank space where that blank space is a UTF-8 character, like U+2004 (three em space). While this symbol cannot be generated in …

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    Dobbs Leak Investigation Update

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    Militarized Police

    If anyone doubts how militarized US law enforcement has become, look at these badged, armed idiots showing the results of their posse’s patrol.

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    Dark Forces

    Apparently, this is still needed since the conspiracy theorists have suggested that dark forces have secretly united to co-sign Samuel Bankman-Fried’s symbolic bond.

    There was no requirement that the personal surety bond–remember, not …

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    Schooling for Seniors

    While previously I focused on Southern Illinois University’s “Returning Scholar Program” and its $70/semester cost, the trend of seniors returning to school is picking up.

    Here’s an orientation session for senior “scholars” in Galway: …

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    Stackexchange Editor Problem

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    How to Find a Lawyer Overseas

    Need a lawyer overseas? How do you find one?

    It really depends on the country and the type of case. For BigLaw, see if a national firm has a presence in a foreign country.

    For criminal cases, use the NACDL directory. The Big 4 are repeating history …

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    The Santos Protocol

    A New Way to Find a Job

    Today’s job hunt should start with careful invention following the example of Congressman George Santos (R.NY) and the preparation of a resumé that need not align with fact.

    In this post-truth, Santos Protocol, Inventing Anna …

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    The Santos Protocol

    A New Way to Find a Job

    Today’s job hunt should start with careful invention following the example of Congressman George Santos (R.NY) and the preparation of a resumé that need not carefully align with facts.

    In this post-truth, Santos Protocol, …

    How an Apostrophe Almost Landed Me in Jail

    John Delorean

    I feel for those whose surnames include a ‘de, di, la’, an ‘al-’, ‘el’, ‘ben’ or ‘ibn.’ Or ‘von’. And of course, anyone who has the misfortune to have an apostrophe in their …

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    You asked, We quacked

    Duck 2
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    But Britney’s a Special Case

    Britney Griner was benefited in more ways than one by the extraordinary prisoner exchange with Russia. Russia and the US do not have a prisoner transfer treaty. The US does have such a treaty with 11 countries and is a signatory to two multilateral …

    Horizontal Space in Ulysses

    If you need blank horizontal space in Ulysses, try using a UTF-8 space character.

    Ulysses does not strip blank space where that blank space is a UTF-8 character, like U+2004 (three em space). While this symbol cannot be generated in …

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    Eastern Brown Snake

    I had a conversation about these critters last week. They are found, fortunately enough, in Queensland, Australia but not in Thailand. Their venom is neurotoxic and extremely dangerous. They commonly grow to a meter and a half in length.

    If you come …

    The Duke of Sodom and a Time Travel Mystery Solved

    I came across a reference, in a new biography of Colette, to the “Duke of Sodom,” a French dandy, contemporary of Oscar Wilde, named Robert de Montesquiou. I thought I’d look him up, for after all, anyone who has earned the sobriquet “Duke of Sodom” …

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    Paul Pelosi Update

    While the arresting officers’ body cams have not been released, at least one journalist has seen the footage. The recording shows that Paul Pelosi indeed opened the door to the officers, did not say that he was in danger, and then retreated back …

    An Act of Charity

    A young mother with her malnutritioned two year old son has staked out a begging post at the entrance to the BTS Metro station at Ekkamai. She is unwashed, unshod; she looks about fourteen and her son, similarly covered with the dirt from the busy …

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    Moving Tips

    Travel Light

    Two ideas: throw stuff out. 10% won’t survive the move anyway. Put stuff in storage. If you haven’t gone to the storage in two years to redeem it, throw the whole lot out.

    Second: Packages under 70 pounds can be shipped via US mail. You …

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    The Gerontocracy

    The American president is eighty years old.

    Eighty. Years. Old.

    We are ruled by a gerontocracy. Chuck Grassley, a senator from Iowa, is 89 years old and was just re-elected to another six-year term.

    Nancy Pelosi, House Speaker, is 82 years old. She …