Former Miami federal criminal defense lawyer, Mexicana Airlines cargo station rep and oh yeah, Saudi Arabia.
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Fluffy vs. Jensen Huang
The Nvidia board needs a real investigation and a team to complete that investigation. Only a crime fighter like Fluffy, the fedora-wearing, pistol packing poodle is up to the task.
Nvidia's Investigation Not Serious
Nvidia’s board assigned their corporate law firm, Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz to investigate Jensen Huang’s several affairs. To me, this suggests the board isn’t serious. Wachtell is a white-shoe corporate firm, perfect for โฆ
Wife, Girlfriend and Side Bitch
Looks like Jensen Huang cheated on his wife with his mistress and then cheated on his mistress with a side bitch who is an Nvidia executive.
Clarence Darrow gave a twelve-hour speech in mitigation on behalf of Leopold and Loeb. No judge today would allow such extravagance.
Because of…Bourdain and Cobain
Because of Courtney, we don’t have Kurt.
Because of Asia, we don’t have Anthony.
AI’s Threat to Lawyers
“You have spent decades acquiring expertise that used to be scarce and expensive. Now, much of the output of that expertise can be produced cheaply by AI. The market may still need your judgment, but it needs it โฆ
The I-Novel
โThe I-novel or shishลsetsu, one direct outgrowth of Naturalism and the Japanese adaptation of the Ich-Roman โis a mode of story-telling in which the protagonist, the thinly disguised (if at all) author, describes his or her own โฆ
Rules for Going In-House
The Weil dissolution has caused not a few lawyers to consider going in-house. Here are a few rules which must be followed if you go in-house.
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US Attacks the International Criminal Court
New US sanctions against the ICC will lead to anonymous judges, a la Peru. Continuing to weaponize the US monetary system will promote financial alternatives, ultimately killing the US dollar.
Henry Miller’s old typewriter with an unusual key placement. An American deserter fleeing to Laos. Beckett and Lucia. A heroin smuggling syndicate. A missing Swiss student. and Madam Petroin sees all.
Donโt Give Up
My Therapist Committed Suicide
Right after a session. โYour problems donโt sound so bad to me,โ the therapist said.
Two hours later he was swinging from a rope.
Andalus Publishing Catalog
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Gay Marriage and Mick Jagger
Iโve always been in favor of gay marriage. How could I not be? Gay marriage means gay divorce and gay divorce means more work for lawyers. Iโm in favor of any law that can create more work for lawyers.
Shutting out partners in time of illness always โฆ
AirBnB Login
Someone logged into my seldom-used AirBnB account from Mexico.
Iโm not in Mexico.
You might want to check your account.
AI Says: Epstein is Alive
AI will not let you post possibly defamatory material. However it is not possible to defame the dead. AI won’t let you post possibly defamatory images of Jeffrey Epstein. Therefore, AI believes that Epstein is alive.
Sent to the mailing list this week: My Life as a God. If you’d like a copy, send an email to noreply@mu7ami.com.
Marรญa Luisa Bombal
No sรฉ cรณmo es posible que esta escritora chilena haya permanecido fuera de mi radar durante tanto tiempo. Naciรณ en Chile en 1910 y, a los nueve aรฑos, se trasladรณ a Parรญs, donde terminรณ la secundaria y comenzรณ sus estudios universitarios. Haber โฆ
Broward County Motion Practice and Hallucinations
I don’t think there’s much of a chance that AI hallucinations will ever be a problem in Broward County, Florida’s circuit civil motion practice. Here’s how the system works: a party files a motion. This used to be done on โฆ
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Pay no Attention
No one objects to Grammarly, spellcheck, word count, calculators and other AI tools. Legal hallucinations are a solved problem that need only coding and access to Westlaw/Juris/FLITE (and maybe Google Scholar)โmore on this below. A telltale sign of โฆ