Another absolutely true tale from the Arabias.

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Don’t forget that representative democracy gave us Adolf Hitler.

Kurt Vonnegut advised, “pity the reader.” Last week’s piece was long and true; this week the selection is short and fictional. Who has time to read all this drivel?

After Trump failed to win re-election in 2020, he became the …

The collapse of America’s air transport network due to storms and government funding shenanigans has left long lines of passengers trying to get to canceled flights and general havoc.

There are no trains, inter-city buses or rental cars, leaving …

Irish monks in the 7th century began to insert spaces between words, a technology that has not reached 21st century Thailand.

News:

The website (http://mu7ami.com) is up and running, but I don’t know if all the links work. If you find a mistake, you can report it to no-reply@mu7ami.com.

This Week

During a past life as an 80’s-90’s era criminal defense lawyer in Miami, I …

The Peruvian government rewarded the 80 or so officers that comprised a special investigations group that captured Abimael Guzman with cash bonuses of $14,000 USD.

Almost all of these officers invested their rewards with a loan scheme that promised …

In Southeast Asia, a legacy from French colonial times is an aversion to ice in beverages.

Retirement Part 1

When asked about his retirement plans on his 70th birthday, the Lubavitcher rebbe, Menachem Schneerson, demurred, pointing out plans to complete seventy new schools that year.

It may or may not be obvious that these circulars are …

Here’s a selection for your reading pleasure. The book can be found at Amazon or a copy ordered from your favorite bookstore.

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Rita’s daughter was just sixteen when she told her mother she had a boyfriend. Rita was immediately suspicious because of the way her daughter left off details.

The young man—younger than Rita, at least, but not by much, worked at a local gas …

Last week’s circular (I’m not really sure what to call these installments) solicited several questions asking if it were true or based on a true story.

There is a Hotel Lafayette in New Orleans. There was a one-armed man who worked at the Camellia …

Danang has gold shops like Thailand. Unlike Thailand, the gold shops here are also places to convert foreign currency into Vietnamese Dong.

I didn’t know this when I went out in search of a place to change money. I didn’t see any ATM’s in my …

The flight from Bangkok was uneventful. Some turbulence on take off; there were low clouds but I didn’t recognize any when I left the hotel.

We landed at a high rate of speed but then coasted to a stop. I realized the the runway was one of the long …

On the run from a drug cartel in the Crescent City, there’s still time to discuss Wilde, Heloise, Abelard…and waffles.

Or should I say Anschluss?

• 99 year lease
• “As if it were sovereign”
• Condominium
• Shanghai-like extraterritoriality
• SOFA

Today is January 11.

In 1942 the war wasn’t going well for the Allies. The US tightened rules for its draft, requiring all able-bodied men to register. My grandfather duly registered, listing his birthday as 11 January, which in fact was not his …

Venezuela and Napoleon

I hope that Maduro takes Napoleon’s advice concerning Louis XVI. That is, Louis should not have recognized the French court’s jurisdiction to try him, he should not have participated in the proceedings.

Noriega, unfortunately, …

The Danish post office announced that it will no longer accept or deliver letters. The writing has long been on the wall: paper documents are deprecated. Given that a forty-page contract would probably not qualify as a letter—but then again, there’s …

When I was in Riyadh, Houthi missiles would fall from time to time; now I am in Bangkok where a new war threatens.

Following a peace conference between Thailand and Cambodia held in neutral Kuala Lumpur, Thailand and Cambodia accuse each other of …

German Fanta has 3% fruit juice, real sugar and natural colors. American Fanta has no fruit juice, corn syrup sweetener and Red#89. According to European legislation, American Fanta can be sold in the EU but must carry a warning label.

Adm.Doenitz' order to machine-gun survivors of U-Boat attacks rather than take them as prisoners was the basis for his Nuremberg war crimes conviction.

It’s not uncommon to be at a business dinner, a wedding guest table or another venue where you barely know or do not know the people you’re sitting with. Breaking the ice with, “How about those Cubbies?” doesn’t work if …