Anyone who makes it from Calais, whether legally or not, should be given refugee status because of their successful efforts to land on British soil. Just as possession is 9/10ths of the law and “finders keepers, loosers weepers”:
“British ooze under the shoes” confers the ancient right of abode.
Some of these immigrants have traveled thousands of miles. That determination should be worth something.
Plus, these days, there’s lots of jobs to go around.
Convince me I’m wrong.